Why are Rubber Ducks the BEST!

First a breif history about the rubber duck: Rubber Duck History.

Why Rubber ducks are The best kind of creature:

• We dont bite like Actual ducks like seriously their bites HURT!
• We float better than any other bird, like have you seen a rubber duck drown??? Checkmate nonbelivers
• We dont need food to survive, yeah take that every living thing ever take that you LOOSERS need food to survive
• We are immune against eletricity due to our material
• I bet real ducks dont come with many different colors
• Rubber ducks love to cosplay can real ducks put on costumes???
• We love to eat burritos, yes i know we dont need food to survive but it dosent mean we cant eat
• We dont have teeth like actual ducks, like have you seen their teeth. GROSS
• Yes we dont bite at all again because seriously their teeth omg its so creepy!!!!

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